The remingtion M870 is the best way to get somebody off your lawn, or liberate a town's oil, or both at the same time. With 8 shots, you can liberate so much oil and get so many hooligans off your lawn, pump action so you can blast them at
by shotgun man December 8, 2020
Derived from a "Remington" typewriter, this sarcastic nickname is given to someone in the armed forces such as an administrative clerk or poge who sits behind a desk.
Infantryman 1: "Them fucking Remington raiders think they're the fucking shit!"
Infantryman 2: "Yeah, all them tired motherfuckers do all day is sit on their nuts and type up fucking paperwork."
Infantryman 2: "Yeah, all them tired motherfuckers do all day is sit on their nuts and type up fucking paperwork."
by Troupe426 November 27, 2011
1. The best gun out there
2. 175% better than Benelli and Beretta.
3. 870 uses wd-40, Beretta uses olive oil
4. Most reliable gun ever unlike the Beretta or Benelli
2. 175% better than Benelli and Beretta.
3. 870 uses wd-40, Beretta uses olive oil
4. Most reliable gun ever unlike the Beretta or Benelli
by pro_turkey_slayer November 11, 2013
A hair cut that is prevailent amongst middle aged math teachers, and closely resembles both a fallace and a butt at the same time. This due to its shaping and part.
by Butch Friday October 26, 2004
*WARING RUDE*
When you're receiving a blow job ask your partner to go deeper then ejaculate. This will force your partner to swing their head back hence the name.
When you're receiving a blow job ask your partner to go deeper then ejaculate. This will force your partner to swing their head back hence the name.
by Byron The III August 3, 2015
To commit an act of legendary bravery and heroism, once emulated by our great lord and savior, Remington the tard
Guy 1: Dude, I just banged three models, stole a taxi, all while inventing bacon Mac and cheese pie.
Guy 2: You just pulled a massive Remington
Guy 1: Pulling a Remington is too hard for a stupid faggot like me
Guy 2: You are not worthy
Guy 2: You just pulled a massive Remington
Guy 1: Pulling a Remington is too hard for a stupid faggot like me
Guy 2: You are not worthy
by 420BlazeItFaggots333 August 7, 2014
Trish: why is that photoshop app on your phone
Peter: I was using it to make thicc Remington’s ass even juicier
Peter: I was using it to make thicc Remington’s ass even juicier
by Scythe Mercury April 28, 2019