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When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts) Terminology Hanging left : . Voting New Labour . Voting Labour . Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party In the middle (inside the underwear) . Parliament is in session . The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace . Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office . Parliament is organised Hanging Right a.k.a: . Voting Conservative . Voting Tory . Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved: . The ballots have counted . The lib-dems/minority party have spoken . Parliament is in session A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.
Wife: What are you doing? husband: Rehanging parliament Wife: What? husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour - Rehanging Parliament (uk) |
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