Some men can actually make a refugee cock. This is done by slapping mud and/or tar on the penis and genitals. Once a thick coat is lathered upon the Johnson; weights, pulleys, and sticks are used to stretch the penis out to resemble that of a refugees shaft.
Pun: Yeah, I know; but I still take it in the ass.
B: Why is it so black though? You are white, but your cock is so dark that it looks blue like Paul Bunyan's Ox....?
Pun: It's one of those new Refugee Cocks. I teabagged a bucket of blackberries and tar, then stretched my wang out with rope tied to the back of my John Deere.
B: Is that the John Deere you had with Spinners on it?
Pun: No, it's the tractor that I used to run over all those baby seals.
B: You still have some of that seal meat left?
Pun: Unfortunately no, but I do have this Refugee Cock for your asshole.