David Dalby: science extraordinaire
Bradley Hart: 18yrs old, and has been imprisoned for 19yrs; has a girlfriend with purple hair named Crystal
Stanley Beeks: gator rider; pot smoker
Steve Johnson: bought a mail order bride from Cambodia
Jack Gettys: CLEMSON!?
Riverside is pretty much a joke. You show up for 4 years, get 7895432 late passes from Ms. Whitt, go through 9 lunch shifts, spend $100s on parking tags, and then hear Ms. Austin say your name wrong as you accept your diploma.