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A plastic bag and a rubber band
well shucks, we ran out of cock covers so lets make one o' thems redneck condoms
by cvhondacv July 10, 2009
Plastic wrap.
Darlin don't forget your Redneck Condom!
Where is it?

In the second drawer next to the tin foil!
by 4x4thatbiich. June 10, 2010
A chicken.
"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"

"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"
by Arson Cokkenbauls June 02, 2009