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N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.
My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.
by Tesla'sballs April 04, 2011

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