Red Balloon 

A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.

Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.

Red Balloon by The Herb and Company September 29, 2004

red balloon 

an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.

Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.

red balloon by funnybunny May 6, 2008

Red Balloon

A large prolapsed anus as a result of pulling one's fist out, typically up to the elbow.

I was fisting Luis's anus and he got a crazy red balloon, it really freaked me out so I ran all the way to Burton Park.

Red Balloon by oofgod22 January 18, 2026

Red Balloon Party 

Meaning that one is not pregnant; throwing a metaphorical party in celebration of getting your period instead of a baby.

Guy 1: So how did things go with Jessica? Is she pregnant?
Guy 2: Nah man, it's all good. We're throwing a red balloon party this month.

Red Balloon Party by surprisecomedy May 7, 2013

Red Balloons 🎈 

A positive message, no matter how much hate you get you will always rise up, just as a balloon does. Always keep looking forward no matter what, things will get better.

Drake:My girlfriend broke up with me bro
Sander:Hey man it's all good, Red Balloons 🎈

Red Balloons 🎈 by Hasian! September 5, 2018

99 red balloons 

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.

Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.

99 red balloons by LilSwagga November 9, 2009

99 red balloons 

only the best song ever

originally performed by nen
-rerecorded by goldfinger

i like rocking out to 99 red balloons

99 red balloons by Tizzle May 13, 2005