A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.
by vorpalbla December 11, 2016
by Hdhdjejnsj January 7, 2020
When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.
by von groovy March 24, 2019
by RCL37 May 22, 2014
The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.
I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.
by captainbone February 15, 2017
by arcoladave November 14, 2013
a code name for phone, usually used in a case where you are carrying your phone around when it is banned.
This isn't a phone, it's a pocket-rectangle.
by vernica May 9, 2017