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To jack off to a porno with/out subtitles
Yo i just read a good book

Oh really

Yeah really

Did it feel good

Of course
by BringmeBacktoLOVE October 25, 2009
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when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick
I got the read from linnea last night
by Chris Uhlig May 29, 2006
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To learn from paper, such as magazines, news papers, textbooks, but the KINGPIN of all: NOVELS!
You might like it.
No one asked you to read out loud.
SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO READ! fairytales with happy endings :)
To read to to enrich ones soul.
To read is to gain knowledge.
To read is to be informed.
To read is to escape.
To read
is to write
is to journal
is to open
up ones
soul
by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015
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One that ruins a joke, repeats a joke continual times
"A curtis read"
by Johnathan Nicolichuk February 23, 2004
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by that guy karanvir January 11, 2017
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In gay slang, means to publicly "call out" or insult someone on their actual flaws (flaws that would normally be taboo to bring up in polite conversation). Equivalent to the term "roast/roasting someone".

Originated in gay black culture, made popular and used by drag queens and gay male bar/club culture. The term "reading" stems from the idea that these called-out flaws are so apparent, they can be perceived/"read" off the person in question as easily as reading a piece of text off a book.

A perfect example of the internal division and active-attempts-break-one-another-down that exists within the already disenfranchised gay male/LBGT community.
#1: "Read" as noun
Person 1: You know going out and drinking every night is so horrible for your body...
Person 2: This is coming from someone who smokes cigarettes daily and eats microwaveable ramen noodles?
Bystander: Ooh, that was a read!

#2: "Read"/"Reading" as a verb
Person 1: Ugh, I can't believe how much weight I've gained lately!
Person 2: Maybe you should stop eating boxed macaroni n' cheese for every meal and get some exercise.
Person 1: Damn! Why you always got to read me?
Person 2: Sorry reading you is just too easy.
by GayBoyAtlanta January 29, 2017
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