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Rat's Moustache

A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.
"When will you shave off that bloody Rat's Moustache?"
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
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