ransom

to kiss, make-out, or something of that nature in exchange for something taken.

(verb)

Girl:"*takes boys cell phone* RANSOM ME!"
Boy:"okay fine. *kisses girl*"
Girl: "that's hot. *gives back phone*"

by jackie [terror] August 15, 2007

a king's ransom

a significant amount of money; a small fortune

"Purchasing that Rolls Royce Silver Shadow will doubtless cost you a king's ransom, especially via the installment plan!"

by Polo October 15, 2006

king's ransom

A metric shitload of money.

Jimmy made a king's ransom selling blow-up sheep with Derek Jeter faces at the Yankees game.

by Nick D May 14, 2005

Spunk Ransom

robert Pattinsons nickname, the guy who plays edward cullen in the twilight movie

girl 1- did you see spunk ransom on twilight tuesday?
girl 2- yeah, hes so hot!

by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008

spunk ransom

In an MTV Twilight Tuesday interview, Robert Pattinson denounced his God given name and any alterations of said name, thereof. Just saying no! to the the lovingly bestowed netspeak name of rpattz, Pattinson claimed to only answer to the name of Spunk Ransom henceforth.

Spunk Ransom: Rpattz...I dunno...I guess it's 'Uh' I guess it kind of makes sense...It's my ...initial?...and a bit of my name...giggle...At least it's not insulting...Rpattz...Rpattz...I dunno...it sounds kind of like...RPattz...sounds...I dunno...like an antacid or something...RPattz...I dunno...it's a bit too like...it sounds a bit cushy...RPattz it sounds like...I dunno...I prefer like...I dunno...I hate my name...I hate any reference to my name...I wish people would completely invent a new one...I dunno, like...SPUNK...There's a girl called Ransom...I'd like to go by Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom...yeah, it does sounds a little bit wrong

Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.

by sweetgarbage May 29, 2008

hefty ransom

An adjective or noun for fucking anything

Your mom got quite a hefty ransom off me last night

by Xcubecolt January 26, 2017

feature ransoming

Feature ransoming is the act of withholding crucial functionality from users of website publishing software or platforms, in order to extract more money from the users. Sometimes this is done by tiers called plans. The lowest tier like "free" with have scantly the bare minimum of features while the highest tier, usually "business" holds the best and most useful features at hundreds of dollars per year.

"I don't know which web platform to use when they all engage in feature ransoming and none offer a newbie like me any good features at affordable prices."

by MeaniePooPie May 10, 2021