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Randy Quaid 

One of the greatest actors in film history. Does an awesome dance after lighting a fire in Christmas Vacation 2.
Me: "What do you want to watch while we drink?"
Ben: (nervous) "I don't know"
... A brief moment of silence
Me and Ben look at each other and together yell: "Randy Quaid!"
Ben puts a Randy Quaid Movie on.
Me: "Drink for Quaid"
Ben the pussy doesn't drink...
Me: (angrily) "WTF drink!"
Randy Quaid by Rado2OOO December 16, 2008

The Randy Quaid Suprise 

A very welcome punch to the cunt.
Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

The Randy Quaid Effect 

When an actor becomes delusional after becoming slightly well known, and begins posting incoherent, babbling, drug fueled rhetoric about conspiracy theories on social media
"I used to always love watching Charlie Sheen on t.v. until he slowly started suffering from the Randy Quaid Effect"

The Randy Quaid 

When a man is getting a girl from behind, and when she is not looking the man grabs a bottle of water and squirts it up her ass, then the man rams his cock in her ass and proceeds to yell "The shiter is full."
Dude I pulled out the old "Randy Quaid." She wouldn't suck my dick so gave her the randy quaid
The Randy Quaid by Parker Welch August 3, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026