Similar to Beating the Meat or Stroking the Salami, this phrasing is a more eloquent way of saying you are going to self gratify.
After leaving the Strip Club: “I think I will be Getting Randy on my Johnson as soon as I get to the car”
by Jway4 February 10, 2022
Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 23, 2023