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One who puts ranch sauce on every thing. One who has been known to consume ranch out of its container even with out food for it to be dipped in or put on.
At the McDonalds we watched the Ranchpire's in the next booth, lick clean the dipping container well after they had finished off the fries.
by IceForge March 05, 2010

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