A dick with commitment issues, will leave you abruptly and gaslight you into thinking it was your fault. If you're a Ralph, fuck you.
Samantha: My past relationship was weird?
Jessica: How exactly?
Samantha: Idk, he was a Ralph.
by Me My Cats And I November 24, 2021
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You can mostly find Ralph and Westside flexing his yellow bands to his classmates, ralph thinks he's cool because he made the grade 10 football team but fun fact everyone made the team. Ralph mostly enjoys running and feeling his lips flap those things are pretty damn big. And he also thinks hes sexy every time you take a video of by stroking his lips and trying to dance
Ralph your a fucking faggot
by ralph jean March 13, 2018
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Ralphs Grocery Company is a major supermarket chain in the Southern California area. It is the oldest such chain west of the Mississippi River. Ralphs Grocery Company is the largest supermarket division of Cincinnati, Ohio-based retail conglomerate Kroger. In addition to Ralphs supermarkets, the Ralphs Grocery Company operates stores under the Cala Foods, Bell Markets, Food-4-Less, and FoodsCo names in California as well as PriceRite stores in Nevada. PriceRite stores either closed or converted to Food-4-Less.Ralphs also appears in the film The Big Lebowski, thats for all you people outside California.
Lets go to Ralphs to get some shrimp.
by zooooooooooooooom April 18, 2007
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to throw up or to vomit.
"seeing that fatty in a bikini makes me want to ralph"
by lanelane February 10, 2007
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R.A.L.P.H. = Rear Aspect Lush, Potential Hottie.

It describes any guy who from the back looks like they could be hot, but you're not sure, as haven't seen their face yet.
"Hey, I reckon that guy in the blue's a bit of a RALPH..."

"Damn, you should see him from the front - totally hot! A complete JOSEPH!"
by GJBlues November 2, 2007
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Players. Plain and simple.. They always seem to get their ways when they know that nothing is going to come out of it. Like to cheat on girlfriends, play past girlfriends, and never stick to one girl to being with. Usually treat girls like complete shit and have no respect for them.
Ralph: I am an asshole and a player.

Other person: I know!
by booger1969 May 6, 2011
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