An extremely dumb person. No, not just a dumb person but the dumbest person you will ever meet. Like just a complete and utter dumbass.
Jake: Yo, that girl is soo dumb she doesnt even realise shes not hot and has tiny tits.
Bob: Ya shes a total Racheli
Bob: Ya shes a total Racheli
by Instine Fertumeir March 2, 2009
A completely awesome female whose first or last name is Rachel. She is intelligent and generally good looking. She has a joyful persona that people love to be around.
by Flippindiccin December 19, 2016
A Rach Ravioli refers to the sexual act of enveloping a female (a Rach) in fresh pasta sheets, and proceeding to penetrate both the pasta and the female in every available orifice; then covering in sauce (semen).
by VelvetFox January 27, 2021
by slagno2 October 18, 2019
One who is uninhibited and wild. Knowing how to have fun. Crazy and boisterous. Normally used for a drunk female.
by SissaRach April 25, 2009
A couple walks past holding handds and smiling sappily at eachother. "ick, they're such a matt and rach couple."
Or, a girl, looking for a relationship to settle down in, "I wish I could find a Matt for my Rach."
Or, a girl, looking for a relationship to settle down in, "I wish I could find a Matt for my Rach."
by Honeysuckle Meadow August 22, 2011
She is the most irritating but yet lovable person you’ll ever meet! She is lightweight as F**** but when she is drunk she loves the world and hugs anything and everything... Everybody needs a Rach Mark in their life!
by RachMarkFanClub2017 November 30, 2017