he is a badger, he will steal your wife. he has so much rizz built up in his genitals that is ready to burst at any moment. his sexy manly accent dropkicks any women in the crotch. his fancy pubes comunicate in sign language. He will go out of his way to cheat at everything he does. His criminal techniques are questionable yet effective. if you see him, flee the scene imediately and leave all your family behind. he will rob them and come after you he will chase your family calling them downies. He is sexually attracted to special needs kids and spends his time stalkeing the handicapped bathrooms. when this man conversates with you his body stick to you like Gorilla Glue. He pops ragers when disabled people walk past him. He likes to pick on NPCs as he can't accept the fact that he is one himslef. He release nasty 100 year old bodily odors no human should inhale through their nostrils.
Girl 1: OMG is that Marine's new hot boyfriend
Girl 2: OMG i wanna eat him so bad
Girl 3: Ya thats Trish RWA, i can smell him from here
Boy 1: Ooga Booga bunga cheese.
Girl 2: OMG i wanna eat him so bad
Girl 3: Ya thats Trish RWA, i can smell him from here
Boy 1: Ooga Booga bunga cheese.
by Johnathan Sinnus November 16, 2022