1. ROLLING ON THE FLOOR SHITTING.
2. Rolling on the floor sobbing. (this is essentially made up, but alas, funny to imagine.)
3. The abbreviation of 'rofl' that cool people say when they are feeling cool. and they add an 's' for dramatic effect.
1. person: give me back my pants!
douche: ROFS HELL NO

2. person: my boyfriend broke up with me
douche: were you rofs
person: what the fuck is your problem
douche: nothing im just cool.

3. -fiesta party-
uncool person: LOL LOOK AT THT N00B GOT PWNED. LOL ROFL
person 1: ROFLZLAWLS
person 2: ROFLMAOLOTF
person 3: ROFS
-10 minute awkward silence-
by rofllama April 22, 2009
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An acronym - Rolling On The Floor Slobbing... To roll or laze on the floor in such a way as to appear as a slob. People who usually rofs are obese, sometimes homosexual, and extremeley over-obsessive for shitty sports teams.
Miles that lazy ass rofs on the floor while thinking about Ole Miss and Ed Orgeron.
by Playa Pancho August 16, 2006
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An acronym - Rolling On The Floor Slobbing... To roll or laze on the floor in such a way as to appear as a slob. People who usually rofs are obese, sometimes homosexual, and extremeley over-obsessive for shitty sports teams.
Miles that lazy ass rofs on the floor while thinking about Ole Miss and Ed Orgeron.
by Playa Pancho August 16, 2006
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Zakainen likes to rofs when he gets home.
by Unbeliever March 28, 2004
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What are the RoF for the party?

Chillin and playin games.

What are our RoF for the Protest?

Dunno... we're working on it.
by Sheth January 31, 2008
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This is classic afrikaans slang that has found it's way into the colloquial English language of predominantly Cape Town, South Africa. The direct translation means, "rough and rude" but also encompasses extremely audacious behaviour that is typically associated with drunk jocks.
1. Gyming whilst drinking cane spirit is "rof and onbeskof"
2. Having creatine mixed with animal stack before a party is "rof and onbeskof"

3. Threesomes bareback is "rof and onbeskof"

4. Stealing road signs whilst not wearing a shirt and being sure to klap gym beforehand is "rof and onbeskof"
by giraffe291285 August 23, 2011
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What a nut for a jar of tuna ACTUALLY is spelled backwards.
Annoying friend that likes palindromes: Haha, say a nut for a jar of tuna backwards.
Me: anut fo raj a rof tun a.
Still annoying friend that doesn't like palindromes anymore: Oh, ok.
by melonismynamebytheway April 24, 2020
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