A bloated, spiky, borderline mentally handicapped fish Pokemon with little to no value whatsoever. Vaguely resembles an unattractive combination of a cactus, a beach ball, a beaver and Angelina Jolie. When frightened it emits an effeminate squeal that most people would compare to every single one of Justin Bieber's "songs". Weaknesses include electric and grass type Pokemon as well as chainsaws, bears and heterosexuality.
Me: Hornets, flies, koalas...dude, does this Raid kill Qwilfish too?
Professor Oak: I would think so...most things do.
Professor Oak: I would think so...most things do.
by TheNotoriousNORB November 9, 2010