Plumber: I have no money.
Psychologist: Why not? I thought I knew you back then. You had a college degree. You were a successful accountant.
Plumber: I gave it all up for Quixtar. I had it all, and I lost everything because I wasted my money on tapes and pointless materials for Quixtar. I now prevent people's shit from overflowing as my career.
Psychologist: Oh, son, you are so quixtar-like. Now excuse me while I go to the bathroom. Please wait outside so you can prevent the toilet from overflowing. I have a big one coming...or two.