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A white or brown bread sandwich that is eaten in an environment without the existence of background noise that would normally prove annoying to the consumer of the sandwich.
All I wanted was a quiet sandwich, I don't want the noise of a soccer match on whilst eating my sandwich
by joneseytheman March 15, 2011
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