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A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.
I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 27, 2006

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