Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?
Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?
Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.