look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
1.
The jealousy you feel when there was an earthquake but you didn't feel it.
"Hey man did you feel that earthquake last night?"
"What? There was an earthquake last night? Dammit I should've been there!"
"What you have is 'Quake Envy'"
by LetThereBeRock1212 August 24, 2011