An extension from doggy style, the QB-Sneak is inserting the thumb into the anus with the fingers up like your holding a football.
by Bluntin April 26, 2020
QB Kneel: The act of choosing to pop a quarter-bar of Xanax after successfully delivering many QB Sneaks to one's friends (or foes).
After dropping a quarter-bar into Douglas' drink, Bob realized it was time for his own QB Kneel by popping his own quarter-bar.
by brocrawb June 13, 2017
The act of fucking your partner from behind and you gently wipe your ass with the index and middle fingers on left and right hands and proceed to yell "blue forty two, blue forty two, set, hut hut, hike" and smear the feces under her eyes similar to eye black.
by Boombox Billy and Willem Dafoe November 6, 2011
A QB whom plays only in a certain offense in the game of football, only because that is the only possible way he can look good, since it eliminates his weaknesses, even though if he were placed on other offenses he would be greatly exposed
Tom brady is a system QB because he is successfull only in the Pats offense. If he were placed on any other offense, such as the Colts, he would fail because he does not have the talent to work that offense, and would be exposed. Unlike Peyton Manning who is great and can be able to lead any offense. Tim Tebow is also a system QB because he does not have the abilities to lead the Hawaii offense of Colt Brennan
by PHJM December 3, 2007
You're fucking a girl from behind. Right before you cum, pull out. then you spit on her back and say your done, then you get her to turn over. as soon as she turns over shove her face towards your dick and squirt in her eyes.
John: Dude why'd brittany break up with you?
Josh: cause, i pulled a qb sneak on her
John: awesome *high fives*
Josh: cause, i pulled a qb sneak on her
John: awesome *high fives*
by TRkeatz January 6, 2010
when playing football and you are the quarterback, instead of getting the ball, you accidently grab the person in front of you's balls.
by youtouchmytralala October 16, 2007
by wvumountys88 November 16, 2007