Puton

Pu·ton
/ˈp(y)o͞otän/
noun
A dirty couch in a bachelor pad that has been used many times for make out sessions or sex.

Or
A sofa or futon that has been pooed on.

I wouldn’t go near that puton in the alley.
Danny’s puton has herpes.
That puton be banasty.

by Farmer Ernie May 26, 2020