Russ: Dude, why are your eyes so red?
Scott: Last night, I was eating Donna's starfish salad and finger banging her honey pot and when she came, she squirted pussy mace in my eyes. I think she gave me pink eye!
Scott: Last night, I was eating Donna's starfish salad and finger banging her honey pot and when she came, she squirted pussy mace in my eyes. I think she gave me pink eye!
by JoMar March 25, 2013