Two lesbians rub their vaginas together until the rash is unbearable, when one gives up the other sticks a dildo up it until the other faints.
"ooo, it's too much"
"okay, open up"
"no please, for the love of god"
"i don't care"
"i hate pussy battles"
"okay, open up"
"no please, for the love of god"
"i don't care"
"i hate pussy battles"
by Shashmalegear July 11, 2008
Pirate 1: Argh! I'm going to stab you!
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank
6 months later
under the sea
Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank
6 months later
under the sea
Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
by Men-Oh-Pause February 27, 2020