Pussitül 

A person who has just clearly demonstrated qualities of both a pussy, and a tool.

As in, "What the fuck is the matter with you? You fucking pussitül."

See: flapibaggs

See also: toolbox, cuntwrench, tampon, dildo, douche-bag, fucktard, beef-eater

Pussitül by BwanaIguana May 31, 2009

Pussitus 

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

Pussitus by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

pussitunity 

Any opportunity to get pussy

There were hot girls everywhere, but I went to the restroom and the pussitunity was gone.

pussitunity by Ottergay September 2, 2006

pussitude

The attitude of someone being a pussy... this word is derived from the words pussy and attitude.

Pussy + attitude = pussitude

when linda asked marley to go and tell Jim that she had a crush on him Linda was showing pure pussitude.

pussitude by Krimson~ November 6, 2006

Pussitus 

One who suffers from a chronic disorder that doesnt allow you to do jackshit. Usually a disease for a huge pussy with no reason to live.

Aaron: Hey, you wanna go do some shenanigans?
Ben: Nah dude i gotta sit this one out, my great aunt is dying
David: Dont worry aaron, Ben suffers from chronic pussitus

Pussitus by blew2 December 18, 2010

pussituation 

A situation where someone is just being a total pussy.

Friend 1: "Bro I can't get Johnny to do that nudie lap he owes me."
Friend 2: "Dude this a total pussituation."

pussituation by MF Star Boy July 1, 2020

Pussitelli

Your typical weak, pathetic, little bitch Italian(referring to a male). A portmanteau of pussy and common Italian surnames, eg Albertelli, Campitelli, Donitelli, etc. Almost always, but necessarily, the aforementioned pussitelli will be a simpitelli as well.

Check out the old balding rat dago lifting in there in corner. He's here every night bro and never gets any bigger. No surprise dude, he's a total pussitelli!

Pussitelli by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023