Purple Whatevers Share definition Flag Another word for purple grapes, typically used by people who can not manage to remember their proper name. Jordan: Can I have some purple whatevers? Patti: Those are grapes Jordan. Jordan: Whatever. Purple Whatevers by ThatCrazyBagOfCheetos. April 27, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Purple Whatevers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch