Purple Crayon

Black dick

That white girl loves the purple crayon

by Hanleezy April 21, 2009

Purple Crayon

Another name for a black guys penis. Comes from the fact that some black men's penises are so dark they appear purple in color.

Man Alexa can get enough of those purple crayons, what a hoe!!

by Daryl The Sterile December 6, 2010

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor May 15, 2018

Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

by Morthsaal May 6, 2016

Purple Crayon

A name for someone that acts stupid.

"Hannah your such a Purple Crayon!"
"Bradley stop being a Purple Crayon!"

by Leasw October 26, 2008

Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

by Morthsaal May 6, 2016

purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.

That white bitch is a purple crayon chaser

by Purplenurple November 13, 2013