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Rectumglarium-primation 

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus
Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."

percation 

Some would like to win the big lottery so they could be all rich and powerful – while others, such as I, would just wanna take the dough and go on percation.

Purpitation 

To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don’t want it, and then put it in another section.
Purpitation, is the reason I hate my job!
Purpitation by Khancrete March 6, 2009

Putation 

(n) 1. A situation so messed up it makes you scream "puta madre!"

2. A Marine from 4th LSB, who doubles as a mma cage fighter and also banged the chicks from Laguna Beach.

3. A guy that pays people to be their friends
Devil2:That guy didn't get a haircut for drill, Mass Sergeant chewed his ass!
Devil1: PUTATION!!!
Putation by skrunch October 26, 2011

Pervation 

Used by extremist environmentalists to refer to acts by human beings inside of nature. Essentially derogatory towards those who believe that even the thoughtful sharing of nature's amenities with humans is ultimately always destructive to nature, and thus a perversion of the natural order of nature. It is a stance which declares that humans do not belong in nature, and are not an integral part of nature.
The pervation caused by the hiking trail in the nature preserve has permanantly altered the eco-system in a manner which will utimately lead to the collapse of the entire region.
Pervation by DesertExplorer June 12, 2011
A gyrating pirate.

ie: a dancing or even stripping Pirate.