To ride the coat tails of your conference and never accomplish anything. Even when you arent in the divison with the good teams!

Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!

To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!

To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.

Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
"5th" place rings that might as well be made by Jostens for a 1A high school team, now thats is a Pull a Coot"!
by ALLIN September 2, 2012
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