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Pucker Nuts 

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.
Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"
Pucker Nuts by Silversnow May 30, 2011
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Puckernut 

I used my 12' monkey wrench to loosen your sister's puckernut.
Puckernut by The_mekanik March 17, 2004

puckernut 

when you are busted in a lie and your asshole puckers up and your balls shrivel and crawl up your ass in fear or embarrassment
N. Jones caught her spouse with his homely mistress and he turned into a PUCKERNUT in 2.5 seconds!
puckernut by fancifree4me June 3, 2010

Puckernuts 

Nuts from a tree that are as sour as lemons, if not moreso
Often used as a curse word by Elves on the world of two moons or Abode
"Puckernuts!"
Puckernuts by Ms. Amylia L. Clenny November 15, 2018