The entangled ejaculate that gets trapped in a man's pubic hair after sexual intercourse, or masturbation.
I was talking with Zach the other night and he kept itching his crotch. Looks like he had Pube Steak for dinner.
by Yeah Charles June 1, 2011
The hairier cousin of tube steak.
John: Wanna taste my five inches of fun, babe?
Jane: Is there something in that bush? Oh, it's a tiny pube steak!
Jane: Is there something in that bush? Oh, it's a tiny pube steak!
by sphincterella June 25, 2010