Psystein

A rare Jewish Pokemon with counseling skills, often confused with Psyduck, a completely hapless Pokemon with limited psychic ability usually, except when he gets headaches.

Morty: I just caught a Psystein!

Levi: Is that a psychic PokeJew?

Britta: No. He's my psychiatrist.

by The Loudest drinker September 15, 2007