Proud Meat 

When a guy holds his dick with both hands, whatever hangs over is proud meat.

Man, I got me three inches of proud meat.

Proud Meat by Harry January 15, 2004

Proud Meat 

Anything left over at the top after you grip your dick with two hands.

He loved showing off his proud meat.

Proud Meat by Sexiimexii August 19, 2024

Holy Proud Meat

Similar to Proud Meat, except instead of your own hands, the hands are those of an alter boy.

"Holy Proud Meat, your hands sure do make my priestly scepter look big, young man."

Holy Proud Meat by Adam Nass September 18, 2007

proudment 

A moment which you are truely proud of

"Hey bruzzy cuzzy,
It was such a proudment to win the best dressed pirate award at the pub."
Said Sally

proudment by Sally can't dance May 5, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016