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When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.
I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...
by Mad Dog 86 March 20, 2013
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