privy member

Privy members--
Dick
Penis
Man-worm
Third leg

Sex organ ;)
Peepee
Cock

Bertha: "That man has the biggest privy member I have ever seen. His privy member made me happy. I slept with him three times today and his privy member gave me herpes. I love his privy member."
Betty: "no"

by NARFNESS February 8, 2018

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privy party

Noun

a party in the public toilette stalls. usually consisting of two guys shitting, with excess farting and giggling. makes an excuse for two guys to go to the batroom at the same time and not look excessivly homosexual.

Dude: "man i gotta take a wicked shit"
Guy: "yeah man me too, its poking out like a turtle"
Dude: "let go have a privy party, we'll stank up the bathroom together"

by Raia October 20, 2005

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privy member

A penis; a genitalia of a male. Used by Aristophanes in “Aristophanes’ Speech from Plato’s Symposium”.

And second place, the primeval man was round, is back and sides for me circle; and get for hands and the same number of feet, one head with two faces, looking opposite ways, set on a round neck and precisely alike; four ears, to Privy members, and the remainder to correspond

by Bobby’s.Princess February 8, 2018

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Lord Privy Seal

Amateurs and novices in the making of documentaries can't resist illustrating every significant word in the commentary by cutting to a picture of it. The Lord Privy Seal is an antiquated title in Britain's heraldic tradition. The joke imagines a low-grade film director who illustrates it by cutting to a picture of a Lord, then a privy, and then a seal.

(from richarddawkins.net)

Crappy Documentary "I've hit rock bottom" (show a picture of a stone and a butt on the screen)

Audience, "Hey, that's another crappy Lord Privy Seal"

by Oxyborb December 24, 2008

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