Prisoner's Dick 

Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.

"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"

Prisoner's Dick by LacklustreShine November 7, 2007

Dick prisoner 

When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.

Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner

Dick prisoner by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 26, 2022