the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.
Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!
by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019
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Someone who counterfeits money.
Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.
by Da printer October 25, 2009
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Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.
Wow, that printer prints fast!
by Apul January 30, 2003
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titty fucking a bitch or hoe while she has a white shirt on or analing a bitch wearing a white thong.
Girl 1: Holy shit I just got a printer last night... my panties will never be white again ;)
Girl 2: dayummmmm dat sounds kinky ;) ;)
by White Bangor May 25, 2010
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A software interface through which a computer communicates to a print device. Usually by a printer driver (One file or set of files containing information that the OS requires to convert print command into a specific printer language, such as Adobe PostScript.
hit Ctrl + P for an example of a printer!
by Blakeleigh October 16, 2005
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we used to know what the printer was but the definition of it was deleted by the one and only Fares Elahlam
i have no idea wtf youre talking about. printer
by MindLockAERO January 28, 2022
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When somebody says owned innaproprietly, thus getting owned by everyone around them
''20 kills, ooooooooowned.'' *Short Silence* ''You only got 10.''

Everybody there: printered.
by Borrox October 13, 2008
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