When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.
Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.
Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.