A useless piece of shit that can't even protect herself. You would think after several decades of getting kidnapped, she would be learning self defense like karate or shit. But no, she trusts her weak as shit, guards called toad. And also everyone wants to fuck her.
Mario : Princess peach?
Princess Peach : Yes, Mario?
Mario : Don't you think that- a you should-a learn self defense or something because one day I may retire.
Princess Peach : No, I won't Mario because I always depend on others despite it failing for the past 35 years.
Mario : You know Peach, you're pretty stupid
Princess Peach : Yes, Mario?
Mario : Don't you think that- a you should-a learn self defense or something because one day I may retire.
Princess Peach : No, I won't Mario because I always depend on others despite it failing for the past 35 years.
Mario : You know Peach, you're pretty stupid
by Big Disappointment May 6, 2020
a princess peach is a very juicy and tight vagina. when excited, she squirts out a clear liquid that tastes like a peach. she loves to be rubbed and licked. beware of unexpected queef attacks.
by queefycakes July 11, 2009
by InterstateDriver January 20, 2019
Means sitting on your lazy ass while someone comes to save you, like that useless bitch princess peach in super mario brothers.
by delia anne scott April 4, 2010
When you search cat peach but it comes out dirty so you have to search cat princess peach. Also the best cat there is in mario.
Person 1: Let me see what the urban dictionary thinks of Cat peach!
Person 2: No! search Cat princess peach!
Person 2: No! search Cat princess peach!
by by: isla February 12, 2022
1: Who's your favorite princess in the Mario series?
2: Easy, Princess Peach.
1: Ew no she's an idiot. If you want a princess who's pure awesomeness, Daisy's where's it's at!
2: Easy, Princess Peach.
1: Ew no she's an idiot. If you want a princess who's pure awesomeness, Daisy's where's it's at!
by ShanuJackal February 26, 2020
Something mario tends to beat his meat all over de sheet while princess peach is stuck with step-bowser as he’s recording her suck his long lanky stinky stick silly stringy very hairy wrinkly disgusting icky lil dicky with his wrinkly hairy stinky ballsacks drag across her face. How nice.
Mario enjoys beating his meat to princess peach hentai. Step-bowser likes making princess peach hentai. For an example of princess peach hentai copy and paste ——->. ttps://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dfa3984edd47#1
by CheezyClit69 January 2, 2021