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Primary Dealers 

pri-mah-ree deel-errs
noun, rape.

1. A list of well-connected multinational financial institutions maintained by the New York Federal Reserve. When the Fed undergoes expansionary monetary policy (quantitative easing, open market operations, lowering interest rates, reducing the reserve ratio, printing money, inflation, communism, financial terrorism), the Primary Dealers are the first to receive this money, whereby it is promptly lent to the rest of humanity at interest, in the piss-on-me theory of trickle-down economics. Typically receiving dollar quantities in the billions and sometimes trillions, money given to these banks under guise of saving the economy retains its value to prop up the economy long enough for the Primary Dealers to derive value from this newly created fiat currency. Once the dollars reach the actual people in the economy, typically as presented by a populist-oriented central planning communal directive as espoused by a politician, the value of the dollars are reduced as a result of inflation not only by the arbitrary creation of these dollars by the compatriot-compliant Federal Reserve, but also of the fractional-reserve banking that lends out dollars whilst no money is in the vault for a financial regime looking for the next ruse to thieve even more money from the average working citizen.
As of December 30, 2011, the list of Primary dealers includes the following:

Bank of Nova Scotia, New York Agency
BMO Capital Markets Corp.
BNP Paribas Securities Corp.
Barclays Capital Inc.
Cantor Fitzgerald & Co.
Citigroup Global Markets Inc.
Credit Suisse Securities (USA) LLC
Daiwa Capital Markets America Inc.
Deutsche Bank Securities Inc.
Goldman Sachs & Co.
HSBC Securities (USA) Inc.
Jefferies & Company, Inc.
J.P. Morgan Securities LLC
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated
Mizuho Securities USA Inc.
Morgan Stanley & Co. LLC
Nomura Securities International, Inc.
RBC Capital Markets, LLC
RBS Securities Inc.
SG Americas Securities, LLC
UBS Securities LLC.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026