A fat son of a bitch, who's ass is so huge, his back pockets are over a yard apart from each other. His tiny little feet look like sausages stuffed in penny loafers. He wears wide ties that look like dental floss when compared his massive cleavage. His penis most likely smells like liverwurst and his asshole is as brown as tree bark.
"Rudy Presslak is a nasty fat fuck who ruined my life" Richard R.
by Mrs. Pennyfeathers April 13, 2008