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The kind of girls I hit on at my middle school with hopes of drinking their urine and breast milk.
Me: So you're going to have a baby?
Alicia: Duh...
Me: Is the dad still around?
Alicia: No that fucker left.
Me: Well if you ever feel lonely, here's my digits!
by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004