Canadian dish that has spread in popularity to the Northeastern states. Traditionally it was fried potatoes covered in turkey gravy and sprinkled with the skimmed cheese curds. Modern interpretations are:

Beef gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Hobo Fries in the MD/DC/NOVA region.

Chicken gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Disco Fries in the NJ/NY/PA region - often considered the true new form considering NJ has more diners that any other state and this is where the dish is normally available.
"Welcome to Quebec - would you like to try some poutine today eh? It should be right oot."

"Ugh, I was so trashed last night I couldnt even find my way back to the metro and I wandered around Adams Morgan for like 40 minutes. Thank God I made it back to College Park, because now we can go to Platos and have hobo fries."

"Yo, I got so fucking fucked up last night. I just barely caught the Path back to NJT and got home to New Brunzz. Lets peace over to the diner for some fucking disco fries."
by Cass March 17, 2005
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A french Canadian dish. French fries covered with gravy and cured cheese. The word poutine mean's "messy" in French.
Also, among one of the top meal's in any portley man/women's diet.
I can't move because of all the poutine i've eaten.
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005
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Canadian dish of French fries with turkey gravy and cheese curd; supposedly from "pudding", in the sense of dessert
by Trontonian February 3, 2004
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The source of every Canadians happiness
fact: MC.DONALDS POUTINES ARE SHIT AND WE HATE WHEN AMERICANS THINK THEY ARE GOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE CLEARLY SHIT!!!

And to be clear canadians say poutine (POO-TIN) not poutine (POO-TEEN)
I was just dissing Mc.Donalds because their poutine ain't worth SHIT... Go to Wendys ya fools
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A homosexual who performs fellatio on a feces covered penis.
Ugh! That kalony has a mustache from poutine!
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1. The condition or status of having french fries, mozzarella cheese curds and beef gravy added to a foodstuff, person or object.

2. A large group of people, or a location containing people, who have great taste.

The term is derived from the Canadian dish "Poutine", which is made of french fries covered in cheese curds and beef gravy. The dish has been known as "Disco Fries" in certain areas of the United States.
1. I have poutinized your salad by adding more gravy to it.

2. Canadians have are certainly poutinized as a result of their rich cultural heritage.
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Poutine - noun - an unfortunate teenager who is having a very bad day
Denny: Hey man did you take a look at that poutine we walked by a bit ago?
Chris R: See it? I can still smell it
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