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One Pound Johnny

a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.

b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.
Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.
One Pound Johnny by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012

putting pennies in the pound jar 

Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)
She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.

pound back jerk chicken 

black people pounds on jerk chicken
“Sorry I’m not Chinese enough for you, but I never seen you pound back jerk chicken, last time I checked brody twreaks better than you”

Pound His Jimmies 

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.
See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.

Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs 

An example where you spend a Billion Pounds, then bottle it in finals, like @Chelsea FC
Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s

jack pound 

to fuck a girl really, really hard for an extended period of time.
I jack pounded that hot slut from the club last night for a solid hour. Way to go Brad!!
jack pound by T Morph April 4, 2008