bad potties

A euphemism that is used for watery poop when calling in sick to work or school.

Aaron's mom: "Aaron cannot go to school today, because he has bad potties".

by Emmet Wendel April 20, 2016

Linny nana potty

(N) A woman who has a tight pussy, like a warm hot pocket

(Adj) Very attractive woman, pretty, pinacle if beauty

Jeff: Bro I heard Angelina is such a linny nana potty i wanna nail her so bad
Dylan: I bet her pussy feels like heaven

by I hate spooks95 June 1, 2021

Hottie potty

someone who is fine or hot

her: omg she so pretty

her friend: she a Hottie potty

by user917172972 October 29, 2021

potty kiss

When you hit someone using a urinal from the back of their head causing them to "kiss the potty" as their head bounces off the wall. They are typically done in a bar.

"Shorsery-- that guy you potty kissed at the Coleson brought his buddy around this time"

by Professor Grimmice October 4, 2023

Potty kiss

When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall

Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.

by JWW302 October 31, 2023

noob potty

in halo reach, the teleporters that take you to a location on the map that expirienced players will be watching and waiting for a noob to teleport to, ending in a quick easy kill or bieng dumped on, hence the name noob potty

They are spawning at blue base, so they will most likely use the noob potty.

by birminham May 29, 2012

swamp potty

When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.

Jheez, Vincent came outta that potable like he just had a swamp potty.

by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021