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Posishtuation.

A combination of "position: and situation." Only to be used when intoxicated. If someone is in a bad "posishtuation" they are most certainly fucked. However, if they are in a good "posishtuation" they are most certainly being fucked, at a high velocity.
Negative: "Ay, mang. I'm in a baaadgh posishtuation. I need to drive home in 15 minutes and I chann't fuckin' sthand uph."

Positive: "Gheezus, the gurl sure is in a damn good posishuation to be takin' dick. On the counter and shit."
by Beansly October 22, 2009
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